Wednesday, July 30, 2014

home-of-a-heart:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL

Tuesday, July 29, 2014
awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

peanutbutterjotunheim:

[x]

 Normally calm, and good natured, a Chris rarely snarls or squabbles because there is usually only one in a herd. However, when another Chris invades it’s territory a dance will ensue. With backs firmly pressed together the Chris’s will push and sass one another, baring their fangs in a daring display of dominant behavior.

(Source: permissiontogoafterhim)

(Source: doctor-catson)

eigenvictor:

adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

men can’t use these, they have SOFT cotton
real man-tips should have steel wool or barbed wire, for extra manliness

eigenvictor:

adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

men can’t use these, they have SOFT cotton

real man-tips should have steel wool or barbed wire, for extra manliness

itscarororo:

khubleesi:

thatfunnyblog:

I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE

I am so fucking happy this is back in my life once again

IT’S BACK

(Source: versaceslut)

Myers Briggs By Superpowers

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

(Source: dayzea)

phuckthisphreak:

Yesterday morning.
The sky was breathtaking. 

phuckthisphreak:

Yesterday morning.

The sky was breathtaking. 

mistergandalf:

alternate ending to the third hobbit movie

thranduil walks around the battlefield and spies the dead bodies of fili and kili

and then he kneels down and touches them gently with one finger and they come back to life

and everyone lives happily ever after

thranduil is secretly ned the piemaker

the end