- Doctor: Here we are! Feudal Japan. Oh, just look at that architecture! Love those roofs.
- Companion: Why aren't they speaking Japanese?
- Doctor: They are! You're just hearing English. TARDIS Translation Matrix, gets inside your head.
- Companion: They all sound like Vic Mignogna.
- Doctor: Yeah it'll do that.
petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor
petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)
reblogging because this is the best idea ever