Smartass in the works

theabominationisinsane:

atra-feathers:

pallas-athena:

missnk:

smellestine:

charmthesnake:

Non-venomous snakes should not be killed. Venomous snakes should only be killed if their presence endangers humans or pets. More than 80% of snakebites occur when a person is trying to kill or handle a snake. This is because North American venomous species will not actively pursue you, and they can only strike up to 2/3rds their body length. By killing it or trying to handle it, you are putting yourself in that strike zone. If the snake is encountered outdoors, the best defense is to back slowly away from it.

lol non venomous snakes have such cute faces

Nonvenomous snakes look so happy.

Venomous is like “I’m serious. I will kill you. ‘

I make the venomous snake face when I have to deal with my mother for extended periods of time.

Public information signal booooost. Also, nonvenomous snakes are cute as fuck.

zettasexy123:

seventeenkindsofawesome:

teratocybernetics:

littlereddish:

imightnnydtheblankie:

mukkura:

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study

but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.

Love her

What a cutie.

whaaaa this is adorable

fuckin cutie pie

D’awwwwww. That is not how you math, snakeypants

omg and she’s just looking at the camera like ‘see? see? I did good, right’ ALFJLASD

thats it
im getting a snake when i move out

(Source: solysstherhinosaurus)

stupidharpy:

red-hime:

incineraptor:

Whatta happy snake.

I SLITHERED TO THE TOP OF THIS TREE ALL BY MYSELF

I DID IT

YAAAAAY

THE HAPPIEST MAMBA

(Source: thepredatorblog)

thepredatorblog:

Scrub Python (by woosang)

lovelylavie:

artisticallyinsaneblog:

paranoidandroid42:

the-last-secret-garden:

THE CUTEST LIL FACE DAWWW

wake up Snake ‘n’ Bacon

it’s time to start your show

BOOP

 Somebody should get that snake outta the snow otherwise this show ain’t starting anytime soon

(Source: insomlilac)